Happy 2011!

There are only two kinds of people in the world. Friends... and friends I have yet to make. Hoping to make lots more of them in 2011.

Book Quote for Today

“We treat you like family” is not a good slogan for a restaurant. It would mean that they complain about how long it’s been since you visited, notice that you’ve gained weight, and ask you to take out the garbage.
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Reviewers Needed!

I want to know what you think! I'm looking for folks to review my book, In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands! If you're interested, please contact me at Christee@Christee.biz for further details. If you'd like to see samples of the book on the Amazon page:  http://www.amazon.com/Celebration-Elastic-Waistbands-Imperfection-Enlightenment/dp/0971342016/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1287926916&sr=8-5

Thank you for celebrating elastic and the joy it brings us at all-you-can-eat buffets!

Christee & her pet rubber chicken, Elvis

Today's Book Quote:

Winning the biggest and most expensive toys is not the most important thing. After all, how much fun is a seesaw without a friend on the other side?


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Today's Quote from the Book

I will take "expert" advice with a grain of salt. After all Mr. Frankenstein was a doctor.

Today's Quote from the Book

It’s such a thin line between being a devoted fan and being a stalker. I think the line is somewhere around the point where you can identify the contents of their trash can.

Autographed copies available

Restocked Cottonwood Books on Perkins Road in Baton Rouge today. It's the only place in Baton Rouge that has autographed copies of In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands. Get 'em while they last!

Today's Thought

True the pen is mightier than the sword. But I'd much rather be jabbed by a pen.

Realization for the day:

I've lowered my concept of "rich". I now define it as: "Not having to look at Fluffy as a potential entree."

Today's Book Quote:

Sometimes life feels like I’m on the Titanic armed only with a tablespoon.

Invitation

Come visit with us tonight at 7:30 at the Cenla Community Concert Band Christmas Concert at the Community Center in Pineville, LA. Free!! Fun! And anyone who wants to can join in with a handful of us who plan to do our own version of a mini-flash-mob and sing along with White Christmas. (Question for the day: Is two considered a mob?)

Today's Quote from the Book

I will be myself. If I don’t, there’s a leftover name badge in the world.

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Wonderful booksigning today!

GREAT TIME today at the B&N in Lafayette. Met some fabulous folks - Diane, Terri, Janine, Patsy, the Library Foundation folks, the cool Gift Wrap ladies, Herman, and the Cajun music legend - Hadley J. Castille!! What a totally incredible man he is. If you don't know Hadley, check out his YouTube videos. Wow!! Thanks to all who came and visited with us.

Today's quote from my book

I really hate my boss. She gripes at me constantly. She pushes me too hard. And she never believes my excuses when I call in sick. Self-employment is tough.

From the Book...

Today's quote from the book, In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands: True, there's no "I" in team. However, there is a "me".

Reminder!

There are still autographed books available at Cottonwood Books on Perkins Road in Baton Rouge, Ann's Hallmark on Parliament in Alexandria, LA and this Saturday, I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble in Lafayette, LA at 2pm. Come play!!


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Elastic Quote:

Today's thought from the book: When I’m in traffic jams, I will not get stressed. Instead I will pretend I’m in a parade and wave at everyone. Buy the book here!

Today's quote from the book

My goal for today is to stop thinking I'm God's intern... Order the book here!

Today's Quote from the Book

I will no longer consider that “fur” on my ceiling fan as an artistic statement.

Today's Quote from the Book

My cat is smarter than I. If not, I’d be sitting on the couch scratching myself while the cat went off to work each day.

Today's Quote from the Book

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll call in sick every time it’s good weather.

Autographed books available

Ann's Hallmark on Parliament in Alexandria, Louisiana has a stock of 10 autographed "In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands" books available. Get yours while they last!


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Today's quote from the book

I use my exercise bike ... as a coat rack.
 
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Today's Book Quote

My last good reference letter said, “Plays well with others. Doesn’t eat paste.”