Tuesday, August 30, 2011

My book is now an ebook too!

http://www.amazon.com/Celebration-Elastic-Waistbands-ebook/dp/B005JJW78U/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1314665568&sr=8-10

Here is is!! Finally my book is available as an ebook! You can read it on your Kindle, your computer, your droid, you iPad, iPhone, Blackberry, or any other device that can handle the free Kindle app. And it costs less than half the price of the paperback.

$5.99 starts you reading. Get your copy today!

Friday, August 26, 2011

You'll never to work on time. HaHa! Some days I feel like this is in the fine print of every sign I pass.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

The plastic chairs have already invaded the world of novelty tshirts!
I wish our government worked this fast.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Facebook is just rocking today! Saw this today after the Virginia earthquake, which had people saying, "I think the neighbor slammed their Lexus door too hard." Glad they're not going to let this keep them down.
Love this sign I found on Facebook:
If there is someone behind you and no one in front of you, then get out of this lane.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Finally! Help Desk instructions I can understand:
"If the Help Desk thinks your question is stupid,
we will set you on fire."

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Remember: If you find yourself in a situation where you have to survive on wild mushrooms, the types of mushrooms you choose may give you very different experiences.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Headline: Hospitals resort to hiring doctors.
 
They're finding this bold move is working much better than their previous hiring of mimes, who kept getting stuck in those invisible boxes and missing scheduled surgeries.
I really appreciate a school with a sense of humor.
I appreciate even more that school starts earlier in my neck of the woods. Being a middle-aged woman, I just want my malls back...

Friday, August 12, 2011

This sign just made me laugh. And with the summer we've had in Louisiana, it just fits...

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Police find amazing new method to catch suspects. Officer yelled "Marco" and the suspect responded, "Polo"! Next week they plan to try "shave and a haircut" knocks and see if those work too.

Monday, August 8, 2011

News Flash: Most doctors agree that breathing regularly is good for you. 
 
What will they think of next?

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Hmmmm... Just signed up for Adsense to start actually getting money off advertising on my blog. All the ads they posted on here that are supposedly related to my blog posts are ads for depression treatments. Have I missed something?
Photo: Van hits house. What's funny?
 
The slogan on the side of the van: The Republican (Newspaper) ... Where the news hits home.
 
Some people take their slogans much too seriously.

Monday, August 1, 2011

It's funny all by itself, but I can't help it.
When I see this sign, I think of the line in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
where he says, "We thought you was a toad."
 
I need to get out more.