Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Headline: Man called 911 requesting a hooker
I guess he had a different idea of what an emergency was...

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

While the Adopt A Street program was going quite nicely,
the companion program "Lynch 4th Graders" was not quite as popular.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

SIGN ON BAHAMAS FERRY:
Life Vest Under Sea
Somehow I'd find that less than comforting...

Sunday, September 11, 2011


I've always loved this
positive way of handling a negative situation:
Unattended children will be given
an espresso and a free puppy.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

I love this saying: We're all turtles on fenceposts. We didn't get here by ourselves.

Sunday, September 4, 2011


Woo hoo!! The Louisiana Book Festival is back!! And I am a Featured Author! (It's always good when events lower their standards like that...) Please join me and the other real writers on October 29 from 9 to 5 for a rip-roaring good time in downtown Baton Rouge and on the grounds of the Louisiana State Capitol, where I'll be speaking, signing books, and chasing people to give them free bookmarks.
Louisiana Book Festival

Saturday, September 3, 2011

 Today's Book Quote:
Problems are only opportunities wearing trench coats and schnocker glasses.
Get a free sample of Elastic Waistbands here!

I'd credit this if I knew where it came from. Do you?


Thursday, September 1, 2011

In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands is now on Kindle too! Download a free sample today & free Kindle pgm for your pc! Elastic Waistbands on Amazon