From the Book...

Today's quote from the book, In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands: True, there's no "I" in team. However, there is a "me".

Reminder!

There are still autographed books available at Cottonwood Books on Perkins Road in Baton Rouge, Ann's Hallmark on Parliament in Alexandria, LA and this Saturday, I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble in Lafayette, LA at 2pm. Come play!!


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Elastic Quote:

Today's thought from the book: When I’m in traffic jams, I will not get stressed. Instead I will pretend I’m in a parade and wave at everyone. Buy the book here!

Today's quote from the book

My goal for today is to stop thinking I'm God's intern... Order the book here!

Today's Quote from the Book

I will no longer consider that “fur” on my ceiling fan as an artistic statement.

Today's Quote from the Book

My cat is smarter than I. If not, I’d be sitting on the couch scratching myself while the cat went off to work each day.

Today's Quote from the Book

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll call in sick every time it’s good weather.

Autographed books available

Ann's Hallmark on Parliament in Alexandria, Louisiana has a stock of 10 autographed "In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands" books available. Get yours while they last!


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Today's quote from the book

I use my exercise bike ... as a coat rack.
 
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Today's Book Quote

My last good reference letter said, “Plays well with others. Doesn’t eat paste.”