So, it's March 15 and he calls the police to report that his outdoor Christmas decorations were smashed.
 
What's wrong with this picture?

I'm married to Santa Claus??

Under the heading of "How do I get myself into these these things?", I am going to be Mrs. Claus at the Mall of Cortana in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Don't ask me how this happened. I remember vaguely there was a mention of free chocolate chip cookies and after that some other part of my brain took over.

So, tomorrow, November 17th, I'll be in the Cortana Christmas Parade, and a couple of Saturdays in December I'll be doing story time with kids in the mall. If you're in the area, please feel free to come point and laugh.

Mrs. Christee Claus

I love this woman's blog!

Be sure to visit Ginger Simpsons's blog

http://mizging.blogspot.com/

and check out my interview today.

I just love this woman. The more I read about her on her blog, the more I think "separated at birth". This, of course, could be construed as an insult by Ginger, who is probably a very normal person...

Stop by, say hi, and get a laugh or two for the day...