And I wonder why no one visits me...

Your assistance requested

Please help me decide on the cover for the book, In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands! Post a comment and vote on the one that you like best!!

Here are your choices:

 

A. The Champagne Cork

B. Chocolate Eggs

C. Jellybeans

D. Chocolate Kisses

Thanks for being an Elastic Friend!!

Christee

The Joys of LIving in the South

In the South, we believe that you can say anything you want about anybody – no matter how awful it is – as long as you follow it with those all-important three little words.

No, those three words are not, “I love you.”

In the South, we use “Bless her heart!”

NaNoWriMo -- The Sequel

It's National Novel Writing Month in only 2 weeks. Why, oh why, would I want to do this to myself again? There must be something more productive I could do in November.

Perhaps checking my navel for lint ... if I could look that deep without spelunking tools...
Perhaps cleaning -- oops, just made myself laugh.
Perhaps actual money-making labor -- oh, now I'm just getting hysterical...

Nope. I hear the call of 50,000 words and I must answer...

And so, gentlemen... Start your engines... Wonder what I'll write this time?

NaNoWriMo.org

Christee

Important Note

If I ever use the words "hot wax", "at home", and "underarms" in the same sentence again, please kill me...

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How to Tell That It's Time for the New Book

When you find an autographed copy of your earlier book on sale "Used"!

Happy Moments in History

Christee receives her AARP invitation

Madonna Complex

It took my husband to recognize this photo opportunity as we visited a book sale at a local church...

My second husband will not be this "witty"...