It's National Novel Writing Month in only 2 weeks. Why, oh why, would I want to do this to myself again? There must be something more productive I could do in November. 
Perhaps checking my navel for lint ... if I could look that deep without spelunking tools... 
Perhaps cleaning -- oops, just made myself laugh. 
Perhaps actual money-making labor -- oh, now I'm just getting hysterical...
Nope. I hear the call of 50,000 words and I must answer... 
And so, gentlemen... Start your engines... Wonder what I'll write this time?
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Christee