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I get sick so easily, I'm scared to watch the medical channel.

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My cat plays air guitar. Unfortunately, all he knows are polkas.

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Ignorance is bliss. Boy, is my life blissful…


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Don’t look at gift horse in the mouth. Most horses have bad breath.


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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. - Dave Barry

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I give until it hurts. Unfortunately, I have a very low pain threshold.

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I am occupationally challenged. My resume is now too long to be listed job by job. Now it is just “Highlights” pages. And no one seems entertained by the listing of my former bosses as Harpo, Groucho, and Dopey.

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Every time I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel, I realize that Grandma is standing next to it…

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From the book: Catherine Aird put it perfectly when she said, "If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning."

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Book quote for today: The journey of a thousand miles begins with someone else saying, “While you’re there, would you get me…”

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People are always saying, "You can say that again." But when you do, they get bored...
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I’m considering cleaning the cabinet under my sink. I believe there’s a possibility I will find Mr. Hoffa.

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This year I will stop considering Oreos as one of the main food groups.

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Why are there Braille instructions at my drive-through ATM?


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At what age does the stuff in my house change from being “junk” to being “collectibles?”


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My goal in life is to find as many opportunities as possible for my inner child and my outer adult to exchange roles.