Headline: Man called 911 requesting a hooker

I guess he had a different idea of what an emergency was...

Come play at the Louisiana BookFest October 29, 2011 

Click to go to the festival site for more details.

Can't you just smell the frustration?

While the Adopt A Street program was going quite nicely,

the companion program "Lynch 4th Graders" was not quite as popular.

SIGN ON BAHAMAS FERRY:

Life Vest Under Sea

Somehow I'd find that less than comforting...

I've always loved this

positive way of handling a negative situation:

Unattended children will be given

an espresso and a free puppy.

Insert your own joke here...



I love this saying: We're all turtles on fenceposts. We didn't get here by ourselves.

A third cousin, I think?

Woo hoo!! The Louisiana Book Festival is back!! And I am a Featured Author! (It's always good when events lower their standards like that...) Please join me and the other real writers on October 29 from 9 to 5 for a rip-roaring good time in downtown Baton Rouge and on the grounds of the Louisiana State Capitol, where I'll be speaking, signing books, and chasing people to give them free bookmarks.
Louisiana Book Festival

 Today's Book Quote:
Problems are only opportunities wearing trench coats and schnocker glasses.
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