Thursday, March 31, 2011

This morning I used my hairdryer like a leaf-blower in my bathroom.
Time for spring cleaning.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

This Friday, April 1, 2011, is International Fun at Work Day. This year's theme is "Work Like Your Dog".
This, however does not mean inappropriate licking, barking, or biting. And you should not chase the IT guy down the hall just because he reminds you of the mailman.
Find out more at

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip ... unless it was used as a murder weapon.

Monday, March 28, 2011

I shouldn't admit it...but today I drove by the elementary school and wondered where the student parking lot was.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family … in another city. --George Burns

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -- Douglas Adams

Monday, March 21, 2011

No matter how saintly the person, when he kicks his toe on the couch leg, the first words he thinks are not, “Oh, zoinks!”

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Jon Cryer has come forward and admitted he is a troll.

This has inspired me to admit the truth about myself.   I am an idiot savant.   Minus the savant.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Come Play!

I'll be signing books and telling libraries how they can get a free Skype talk at the Louisiana Library Association Convention today in Lafayette, LA. Come by and say hi! Throw things at me! Or just point and laugh. A good time will be had by all.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Politics and laughter!

This is the funniest political ad ever made!! And that deep-voiced announcer is my husband!! Check it out!

Saturday, March 12, 2011


It's that special weekend of the year
when I have the urge to dig up Ben Franklin
and hit him over the head with an alarm clock.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Hairy Thoughts

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. --Janette Barber

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Today's thought

I want to put my best foot forward,
but I don't like to play favorites.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Today's thought

Have you heard the line comedians use to encourage people to come back and see their show again? They say, “I’ll be here all week.” When I did stand-up comedy, my line was, “I’ll be here all week. Better come back next week.”

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Elastic Thoughts

Inside me there is a skinny person  crying to get out.
Thank goodness a couple of cookies usually shuts her up.

(Adapted from somebody's saying that I found on a note pad)

Friday, March 4, 2011

Today's thought

Democracy is a good system, but I'm not sure about these "parties". It's like a clique in school when a group of kids got together and voted in their friends. Or when they got in a mean mood and as a joke voted in that kid who ate paste. We've got too many paste-eaters in office.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Quote for today

There are 2 rules for success.
1) Never tell everything you know.
2) ...
--Roger H. Lincoln

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

An Intelligent Bumper Sticker:

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades. (If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.)