Sunday, October 30, 2011

I had a blast at the Louisiana Book Festival this weekend and wanted to be sure that I could give back to the festival, so here's the deal. For every Kindle copy of my book sold through November 29th, $1 will be donated to the Louisiana Library Foundation. And remember: Carpe the Buffet!!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Public Service Announcement: Bear Safety
Forgive me for the use of the bad word for 'poop' near the end of this sign.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Does this sign make me sound crotchety?

Good. That's what I was going for...

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

This here ad is fer Winder Cleaner.
Turlet Cleaner is more spensiv.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Authors are now in the driver's seat. Join me at the session on non-traditional publishing at La. Book Fest October 29.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Headline: Prosecutors want victim in courtroom during murder trial. Does anyone else see this as a bad idea?

Friday, October 14, 2011

 A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
                                                    - Emo Philips

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

In the thief's defense,
if you have a building on "U Take It Road",
you're pretty much asking for it...

Monday, October 10, 2011

I didn't know deer went in for kayaking.
I thought they preferred soccer.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

You say "potato", I say "Homicide"

Slight error in headline:
Headline read "Stolen groceries" instead of "Homicide" ... yeah, that's an understandable mistake.

Friday, October 7, 2011

I'll be the featured speaker tomorrow at the 2011 Women's Conference in Baton Rouge.

The funny part of this? I don't have a voice right now. Throat is swollen and sore from allergies, so I've restructured this into an "audience participation" event.
Come join us and point at the girl who sounds like a frog. Info at

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

And under the heading of "missing the point":
Headline: Parents keep kids home to protest school closure.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Thank you to the great folks at Alexandria Sr. High who allowed me to speak at their Honor Roll Breakfast this morning. It was such a kick and I met some great and smart kids. Guess I'll meet them again when I apply to them for a job someday!
Buy the book!