Thought for today

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Great Quote

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.


Ellen DeGeneres

Quote for the Day

I am totally opposed to all animal testing. They have so much trouble trying to fill in those little circles that they get all stressed out.

That’s just mean.

Thought for the Day

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.


Dave Barry

And I wonder why no one visits me...

Your assistance requested

Please help me decide on the cover for the book, In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands! Post a comment and vote on the one that you like best!!

Here are your choices:

 

A. The Champagne Cork

B. Chocolate Eggs

C. Jellybeans

D. Chocolate Kisses

Thanks for being an Elastic Friend!!

Christee

The Joys of LIving in the South

In the South, we believe that you can say anything you want about anybody – no matter how awful it is – as long as you follow it with those all-important three little words.

No, those three words are not, “I love you.”

In the South, we use “Bless her heart!”

NaNoWriMo -- The Sequel

It's National Novel Writing Month in only 2 weeks. Why, oh why, would I want to do this to myself again? There must be something more productive I could do in November.

Perhaps checking my navel for lint ... if I could look that deep without spelunking tools...
Perhaps cleaning -- oops, just made myself laugh.
Perhaps actual money-making labor -- oh, now I'm just getting hysterical...

Nope. I hear the call of 50,000 words and I must answer...

And so, gentlemen... Start your engines... Wonder what I'll write this time?

NaNoWriMo.org

Christee

Important Note

If I ever use the words "hot wax", "at home", and "underarms" in the same sentence again, please kill me...

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