In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands

Book Release Party

Here's the poop on the Book Release Party! Hope you can join us!

Book Release Party

Sure, it's been a while... Yeah, cough, cough, mumble, mumble... My ADHD kicked in and I saw a shiny object, chased it for a while, then went out into the yard to bark at passing cars, and then realized I needed to earn some money so I could afford to stay in my yard, etc... (Kicking the dirt and hanging head in  appropriately embarrassed fashion)

But now I'm back. And I'm thrilled to say that the book is finally going to be released on October 30, 2010!

Join us for the world's strangest book release party for In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands!

We'll celebrate the first day of Elastic at the Acadiana Book Festival in Lafayette, Louisiana. More details will be coming soon.

Hope to see you there!

Thought for today

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Great Quote

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.


Ellen DeGeneres

Quote for the Day

I am totally opposed to all animal testing. They have so much trouble trying to fill in those little circles that they get all stressed out.

That’s just mean.

Thought for the Day

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.


Dave Barry

And I wonder why no one visits me...

Your assistance requested

Please help me decide on the cover for the book, In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands! Post a comment and vote on the one that you like best!!

Here are your choices:

 

A. The Champagne Cork

B. Chocolate Eggs

C. Jellybeans

D. Chocolate Kisses

Thanks for being an Elastic Friend!!

Christee

The Joys of LIving in the South

In the South, we believe that you can say anything you want about anybody – no matter how awful it is – as long as you follow it with those all-important three little words.

No, those three words are not, “I love you.”

In the South, we use “Bless her heart!”