My book is now an ebook too!

http://www.amazon.com/Celebration-Elastic-Waistbands-ebook/dp/B005JJW78U/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1314665568&sr=8-10

Here is is!! Finally my book is available as an ebook! You can read it on your Kindle, your computer, your droid, you iPad, iPhone, Blackberry, or any other device that can handle the free Kindle app. And it costs less than half the price of the paperback.

$5.99 starts you reading. Get your copy today!

And under the heading of helpful signs...

Slow down. The cop hides behind this sign.

You'll never to work on time. HaHa! Some days I feel like this is in the fine print of every sign I pass.

The plastic chairs have already invaded the world of novelty tshirts!

I wish our government worked this fast.

Facebook is just rocking today! Saw this today after the Virginia earthquake, which had people saying, "I think the neighbor slammed their Lexus door too hard." Glad they're not going to let this keep them down.

Love this sign I found on Facebook:
If there is someone behind you and no one in front of you, then get out of this lane.

Finally! Help Desk instructions I can understand:

"If the Help Desk thinks your question is stupid,

we will set you on fire."

Is this a fall or choreography?

Remember: If you find yourself in a situation where you have to survive on wild mushrooms, the types of mushrooms you choose may give you very different experiences.

Headline: Hospitals resort to hiring doctors.
 
They're finding this bold move is working much better than their previous hiring of mimes, who kept getting stuck in those invisible boxes and missing scheduled surgeries.