Save the Cockroaches!!

Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.

When a person and their pet look too much alike...

Great Headlines of History

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Yes, a stolen painting was found by a tree.
 
What the article failed to mention was that this was a well-trained tree that had its private investigator's license and concealed carry permit.
 
Kids, don't try this at home.






I got such a wonderful response from the headlines that I've been finding for my Business Writing seminars, that I decided to compile some of them on the blog here.
 
Keep watching -- there are bunches of good ones to come! And they're great to use in speeches, training sessions, or just to lighten up the mood in the office. 

Hooker Named Lay Person of the Year

Sometimes they just make it too easy for us...

Why is it that I can remember all the verses of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, but frequently forget my own phone number?

After spending half an hour trying

to get my car out of the driveway

that had once again been blocked by a neighbor's car,

I created this sign.

I feel much better now.

If I look like a million dollars, does that mean I'm all wrinkled with a face from the 1800s?

Ideas for Fun @ Work Day

*Put your wastebasket on your desk and label it “In Basket”.


*Add the following disclaimer to all your memos and emails: Offer void in Canada and Dayton. Licensed drivers only.

*On your Microsoft Word documents, go to the File menu. Click on Properties. Go to the Summary tab. In the Title line, type, “If you are reading this, you have too much time on your hands.”

*Put up a sign on your cubicle that says, “Midlife Crisis in Progress. Enter at your own risk.” Watch how quiet your day becomes.

*Answer your phone like an answering machine. Tell them to leave a message, make the beeping sound, and then hang up before they have a chance to speak.

Remember the laughter these ideas gave you as you search for your next job!!??