*Put your wastebasket on your desk and label it “In Basket”.
*Add the following disclaimer to all your memos and emails: Offer void in Canada and Dayton. Licensed drivers only.
*On your Microsoft Word documents, go to the File menu. Click on Properties. Go to the Summary tab. In the Title line, type, “If you are reading this, you have too much time on your hands.”
*Put up a sign on your cubicle that says, “Midlife Crisis in Progress. Enter at your own risk.” Watch how quiet your day becomes.
*Answer your phone like an answering machine. Tell them to leave a message, make the beeping sound, and then hang up before they have a chance to speak.
Remember the laughter these ideas gave you as you search for your next job!!??
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