I had a blast at the Louisiana Book Festival this weekend and wanted to be sure that I could give back to the festival, so here's the deal. For every Kindle copy of my book sold through November 29th, $1 will be donated to the Louisiana Library Foundation. And remember: Carpe the Buffet!!

In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands on Kindle

Public Service Announcement: Bear Safety

Forgive me for the use of the bad word for 'poop' near the end of this sign.

Does this sign make me sound crotchety?

Good. That's what I was going for...

This here ad is fer Winder Cleaner.

Turlet Cleaner is more spensiv.

Authors are now in the driver's seat. Join me at the session on non-traditional publishing at La. Book Fest October 29. http://www.louisianabookfestival.org/Author_Atwood.html

Headline: Prosecutors want victim in courtroom during murder trial. Does anyone else see this as a bad idea?

 A computer once beat me at chess,

but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

                                                    - Emo Philips



In the thief's defense,
if you have a building on "U Take It Road",
you're pretty much asking for it...

I didn't know deer went in for kayaking.
I thought they preferred soccer.

You say "potato", I say "Homicide"

Slight error in headline:

Headline read "Stolen groceries" instead of "Homicide" ... yeah, that's an understandable mistake.