Wrapping Malfunction

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So, it's March 15 and he calls the police to report that his outdoor Christmas decorations were smashed.
 
What's wrong with this picture?

Elastic Thoughts

Inside me there is a skinny person  crying to get out.
 
Thank goodness a couple of cookies usually shuts her up.

(Adapted from somebody's saying that I found on a note pad)

Come visit!

The virtual book tour continues!

Today I'm visiting http://elenadorothybowmansbooks.blogspot.com/

In today's talk, we discuss really deep things about like:

• The time when a college boy I thought was flirting with me called me ma'am. I was so heartbroken. I thought I was going to be “Mrs. Robinson” in The Graduate. Instead I was Mrs. Kravitz in Bewitched.


• Ideas of how a person with the attention span of an over-caffeinated gnat can keep from getting distracted long enough to write a book.

• The ABCs of communication skills. Beats me how something useful actually sneaked into the interview.
  

Drop by and let's visit!

Christee & her pet rubber chicken, Elvis