Where do we start on the problems with this one?
- How would you feel if you were kidnapped and they only asked for $290 for your return? A Discount Kidnapping could really be hard on the ego.
- These kidnappers obviously need to raise their standards. Low goals invite underachievement. They should go crazy and try to break $300 for their next attempt.
- And the final problem is the question of why I am trying to think of ways that kidnappers could raise their standards...
