Thursday, June 23, 2011

Headline: Kidnappers sought $290.

Where do we start on the problems with this one?
  1. How would you feel if you were kidnapped and they only asked for $290 for your return? A Discount Kidnapping could really be hard on the ego.
  2. These kidnappers obviously need to raise their standards. Low goals invite underachievement. They should go crazy and try to break $300 for their next attempt.
  3. And the final problem is the question of why I am trying to think of ways that kidnappers could raise their standards...

4 comments:

Susan Pederson said...

OMG - what a riot!!

Unknown said...

I'm worried how little I would probably ransom for -- $17, a yo-yo, and a breath mint...

siriusproductionsllc said...

That better be a nice yo-yo....

Unknown said...

Yeah -- not one of those plastic yo-yos that get to the bottom of their string and keep going... It better have those cool lights in it too. I'm worth it...